A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place here they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When they were finished they fell asleep and didn't wake up until 8o'clock. They got dressed quickly. Then the man told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she does as she's ask (thinking he's pretty wierd).The man finally gets home and his wife meets him at the door. Upset, she asks where he's been. The man replies, "I cannot tell a lie, my secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, then fell asleep. That's why I'm late!"
The wife looks at him, takes notice of his shoes and says, "I see those grass stains on your shoes, you've been playing golf again, haven't you!"
2006-10-25 10:44:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Infidelity Fidgety cannot be condoned.I like it-Your joke I mean.
How about this one!
Four married guys went away on a golfing weekend.On the second fairway,they began discussing the problems they'd had getting permission from their wives.
The first said:"I had no end of trouble getting away.I had to promise my wife I'll paint the whole house next weekend."
The second said"It was no easier for me.I've had to promise my wife I'll go shopping with her next weekend."
The third said,"I know what you mean.I've promised my wife she can have a new fitted kitchen."
The fourth guy said:"It was no problem for me.I just set my alarm for 5-30 this morning.When it went off I gave my wife a nudge and said; Golf course or intercourse?" And she said:"Don't forget your sweater."
2006-10-25 13:16:16 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quality!
2006-10-25 18:01:46 · answer #2 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-25 17:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen this one before but still good!
2006-10-26 10:54:04 · answer #4 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great where do you get them from girl another thumbs up,
2006-10-26 05:17:23 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-10-25 17:48:21 · answer #6 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty lame
2006-10-25 17:48:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-10-25 17:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2006-10-25 18:02:34 · answer #9 · answered by Sami 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart guy! he must have been married to a blonde...jk! (i appologize to all blondes henceforth!)
2006-10-25 20:12:12 · answer #10 · answered by Aelphaba 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋