One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the bottom and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke up his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she turned over and grabbed him by the p***s. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother." :)
2006-10-25 10:19:54 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fidgety you are surpassing yourself! My eyes are watering!!!
Thought you might like this one.
Two married friends are out drinking.One says to the other,"I can never sneak into the house after I've been out all night.I've tried everything.I turn the headlights off before I get to the drive-way.I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.I take my shoes off and creep up the stairs.I get undressed in the bathroom.I do everything,but my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late."
His friend replies," Do what I do,screech into the drive-way,slam the front door,storm up the stairs,throw my shoes into the closet,jump into bed,slap my wife's as- and say."How about a blow j--?" and she always pretends she's asleep."
2006-10-26 00:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now That's what i call a joke weell done 12 out of 10 lmao Girl
2006-10-25 22:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Funny
2006-10-25 10:23:22 · answer #3 · answered by gitsliveon24 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the best thing ever!
Thank you for the laugh and the extra 2 points!
2006-10-25 10:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by Fran Y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the guy who saw his wife washing her bra.
"Don't know why you bother." He said scornfully, "You've nothing to put in it."
"Maybe." She replied, "But I wash your underpants don't I?"
2006-10-25 10:22:45 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, love it =) I get all of these jokes from here, then I tell my friends in the morning. :)
2006-10-25 10:23:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, could not have asked for any more. Ha Ha
2006-10-25 10:36:11 · answer #7 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool she served him a hot plate of his own recipe ur way cooool to think of that
2006-10-25 10:22:32 · answer #8 · answered by missy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pfft. Like it
2006-10-25 10:45:46 · answer #9 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one my friend. i will tell it at wirk tomorrow and claim it as my own.
2006-10-25 10:26:33 · answer #10 · answered by mAdhAttEr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋