How do I make it where my farts don't stink?

Question

Sometimes when I fart it stinks terribly, but others when I fart it doesn't smell at all, what's up with that?

Answer 1

get one of those fan air freshners and put it by your butt so the wind from your fart can activate the fan and produce lovely smells such as french vanilla, wild berries, tropical rush, etc...and to get no smell, use a filter.

Answer 2

The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and skatole in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and skatole will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.

So, as it states, avoid foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat so your farts won't stink as much.

Answer 3

Depends on several factors: how much we ate, How much air we swallowed, what kinds of bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in a fart.
The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the the mixturte. These compounds contain sulfer. The more sulfer rich diet, the more your farts will stink. Foods like cauliflower, eggs, and meat are notorious for stinky farts.
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Answer 4

The way your farts smell has alot to do with the food you are eating, when you eat meat, cheese, eggs, and dairy your farts will reek~ so try not to eat as much of those items. Your farts are always going to have some odor to them~ especially the S.B.D.'s (silent but deadly) So let em rip...

Answer 5

1. Spray
2. Pepto Bismo
3. Hold it in
4. Cover it with your hand then wash when done fating
5. Fart in a bottle and release the air OUTSIDE away from you
6. Put perfume around the area.
7. Good Luck!

Answer 6

It's what your eatin that causes the odor! Red meat makes a nasty fart! Beer makes me fart alot! LOL

Answer 7

What the hell are you eating?
Fast food and lots of sugar-based foods will cause all sorts of stink.
Best to check with a dietitian and get on a healthy diet.
Also, using Beano will reduce gas caused by legumes.

Answer 8

you need to do a colon cleanse along with enemas at least twice a year to remove all the mucus and plaque off your colon. believe me if you keep your colon clean your "farts" won't smell at all. good luck

Answer 9

eat parsley,and other aromatic herbs, cut down on meat. meat makes them stinky. and well honestly who cares everybody farts. its not rude to let it out. if all else fails get a dog or cat and blame them

Answer 10

Some gas is caused by what you ate, which is stinky. Some is just air, nonstinky. Can't beleive I answered this.