A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him a handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her, "Why don't you eat them yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we have no teeth", she replied..... "We just love the chocolate around them". :)
2006-10-25 09:57:20 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not going to eat any more peanuts again fidgety.
Did you hear about the old man,hunched and bowed,who hobbled into an ice cream shop.The Watress looked on sympathetically as he made his way slowly to the counter and ordered a banana split.
"Crushed nuts?" she asked.
"No athritis."
2006-10-26 01:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i'm not gon to let any one around have peanuts for some time but really its funny in a yucky kind of way
2006-10-25 10:14:18 · answer #2 · answered by missy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, i don't know why but i can picture my gran sucking on choccy peanuts after reading that! lol, just as im about to go to bed, what a image! cracking joke though
(still chuckling to myself)
2006-10-25 10:04:48 · answer #3 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww!
2006-10-25 09:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Thats funny...and kind a nasty. Great Job!
2006-10-25 09:59:11 · answer #5 · answered by Lien 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
id probably be sick at just the thought oif them having sucked at them before hand
lol
lmao
2006-10-25 10:06:49 · answer #6 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who puts chocolate around peanuts?
2006-10-25 10:04:17 · answer #7 · answered by saxyphone! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Sick in a happy kind of way.
2006-10-25 10:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chocolate and old people are evil.
2006-10-25 10:02:23 · answer #9 · answered by metta 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yak - perish the thought
2006-10-25 09:59:22 · answer #10 · answered by Raine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋