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*talking snake
*a ghost inseminating a woman
*Water magically turning into wine
*a wooden boat housing millions of animals
*a man floating up to the sky
*invisible demons, angels, ghosts etc.

2006-10-25 09:36:19 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

23 answers

The insane do not usually realize they are insane.

2006-10-25 09:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by lenny 7 · 7 1

Some of your answers are by raving lunatics. Sorry, time for my smart *** reply.

You forget that Dr. Dolittle could speak with animals. Willy Wonka had a magical candy factory. The Grand Canyon was created by Noah's flood.

2006-10-25 16:45:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sometimes we have to ignore what people claim.
Science is not crazy because God made science and everything else. Physics, Biology, Sociology all made by God. Instead of proving the non-exsistance of God the scientists are only bringing us closer to the understanding of HOW God exsists.
The theory of the primordial puddle was stolen from Ahnis Book of the Dead, one of the oldest books in the world. This ancient Egyptian theory states that this puddle is how God created, not that nature created us. The answer is in your heart.

2006-10-25 16:48:59 · answer #3 · answered by jennifer d 2 · 0 1

wow, ladyblue is starting to clue in, another convert on the way.
Jaime would rather believe that it was not God that penetrated Mary but a Dove, this makes Jesus twice illegitimate.

Well as always "Fundies Say The Darndest Things"

Great question.

The Man from Utopia seems to miss the fact that we all recognize his examples as fiction while he still thinks they are serious, and real. Hey guess what Mr Ed has been saying about your wife.

2006-10-25 16:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I've never really heard Creationists say science is "crazy." I've heard them express disagreement toward certain theories that are popular in the scientific community, such as the Theory of Evolution, but never have they said science is crazy. If discent is not allowed in the present society of scientific research, then maybe "science" needs a little reform.

2006-10-25 16:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by Leroy Johnson 5 · 1 2

Because we are raving lunitics with no brains, hypocritical, judgemental, murdererous, pedophiles. Right? No!
I believe that man hasnt yet found the capability of explaining everything, How arrogant of people to assume to know everything about the universe. Wow.

2006-10-25 16:41:22 · answer #6 · answered by ♫O Praise Him♫ 5 · 3 0

Because science is of mans thoughts and attributes.
Those Beliefs are God's doing and therefore ultimately infallibly true.

But if you read, It wasn't a literal snake, Mary wasn't inseminated by a ghost, The water didn't turn to wine magically Pharaohs magicians did the same thing using powder. the ark didn't have millions of animals. Elijah road a chariot into the sky, and demons, and angels are visible to some.

2006-10-25 16:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by JaimeM 5 · 1 6

i think that it is a hilarious coincidence that as soon as mankind's knowledge progressed and was first able to look at science and historical events in an empirical way, all of a sudden god decided not to talk to man directly and perform miracles anymore

2006-10-25 16:43:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the creationistis are the crazy one thay are the ones talking to the reptiles the snake in there 23million doller fantasy land in kentucky

2006-10-25 16:42:56 · answer #9 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0 0

Creationist do not claim that science is crazy. Many Creationist are scientist. Many scientist that are not creationist are not evolutionist either.
You have a serious problem.

2006-10-25 16:44:02 · answer #10 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0 1

They need to go the the Natural History museum and explain to me what the hell fossils and cavemen are and where they came from.

2006-10-25 16:48:29 · answer #11 · answered by neilinhp 3 · 0 0

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