My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
It’s the dog’s mess that I find hard to swallow.
I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his large **** wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.
I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat, would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job to satisfy my wife.
2006-10-25 09:27:24 · 16 answers · asked by Ally 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny.Here are a few more for you to appreciate!
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
The toilet seat is cracked:where do I stand?
This is to let you know there is a smell coming from the man next door.
I am writing on behalf of my sink,which is running away from the wall.
Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
Will you please send a man to look at my water.It is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
Will you please send a man to repair my down spout.I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away.
Our kitchen floor is very damp.We have two children and would like a third,so will you please send someone to do something about it.
I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
The person next door has a large erection in the back garden which is unsightly and dangerous.
2006-10-25 12:45:21 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, they're all very funny - & just about right for council tenants, too. I find even some of the people at the council are just as bad. I may have solved the noise problem, though - could it be down to the TEN ANTS (tenants)?
2006-10-25 09:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thumbs up for that one lmao here very good and new to me well done again
2006-10-25 09:31:28 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It gave me the belly-ache laughing. Great!
2006-10-25 09:36:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should put them into a book I love these gaffes.
2006-10-25 23:46:09 · answer #5 · answered by edison 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny I nearly peed my pants!
I'm still laughing!
2006-10-25 09:34:55 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10, great stuff
:)
2006-10-25 10:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by vanburger 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2006-10-25 09:58:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha!!!!! brilliant!!! i once told someone that i knew i had got to their house when i saw their giant bush....we dont talk much anymore!!!!
2006-10-25 09:31:44 · answer #9 · answered by bella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic! i aint laffed so much in ages. ty
2006-10-25 09:32:25 · answer #10 · answered by julie m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋