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"DUDE, are you EVER gonna cut that beard?! It's so 1800's."

2006-10-25 08:57:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 5

Well being that Jesus is just a dead bag of bones, I wouldn't ask him anything. If I found Jesus' dead body it would be silly to ask some thousands of years old bones a question. Don't you think?

2006-10-25 08:59:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Do you realise just how much misery in the world has been caused over you during the past 2006 years?

2006-10-25 09:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by dot&carryone. 7 · 0 1

1. Are you insulted or hurt when people dont believe that you are God?

2. Are you feel sorry to see the unbeliever in the hell?


and i will tell him thank you for your love that you become a man just to save me and all the mankind.

And lastly I will tell him thanks for all the help and thanks for healing me and my mom for her breast cancer. The Doctor cannot make it but you do.....

2006-10-25 09:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by Rose2k 1 · 0 0

i think when i first see Jesus, i wont be able to speak and i will just fall at his feet and worship him

2006-10-25 09:16:12 · answer #5 · answered by Former Atheist 4 · 2 0

Ok, explain what happened on the day you died. Cause Matthew, Mark, Luke and John conflicted horribly and really helped me to lose my faith.

2006-10-25 09:15:14 · answer #6 · answered by Black Parade Billie 5 · 0 2

Are my beloved parents here with you too? I LOVE YOU JESUS.

2006-10-25 08:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by lovelycutiepie 2 · 1 1

I'm sure I wont be asking any questions as we will probably stand in amazement....

2006-10-25 08:57:57 · answer #8 · answered by candi k 2 · 4 1

Are you out of your mind... are you crazy for loving someone like me.

2006-10-25 08:59:39 · answer #9 · answered by dsheppard65 2 · 1 0

1st I'd tell him No. Then I'd ask him why he failed to present any actual evidence that there was a god for him to be the son of? Say no to jesus

2006-10-25 08:58:29 · answer #10 · answered by Say No To jesus 1 · 2 4

Are you looking for a synagogue, by any chance??

2006-10-25 10:58:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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