When my brohter was getting married the flower girl was told by here mother at the rehersal dinner that is was very important for her to listen carefully to the wedding director for instructions. A few minutes later the flower girl, teary eyed, approached the bride pointed at the director and said, "Aunt Michelle, that lady is very mean. Mommy told me she's your wedding WRECKER! She's going to ruin your specail day and mommy said I have to help by following her instructions!" We all laughed so hard. I was afraid the bride was going to pee herself!
2006-10-25 08:33:12 · 28 answers · asked by bamagrits84 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
One other fun thig, during children's time our pastor was tyring his best to explain to the children that God's love last forever. He told then that God's love endures forever and asked if anyone knew what endures was. One little girl say "Yes. It means inside the house."
2006-10-25 09:32:45 · update #1
I have five kids and am pregnant with my sixth. My twin four year old daughters are in dance class. On the night of the recital, I signed up to help with costumes and hair. My brothers four year old is in the same class, so we bought one of those twist braid things that do the braiding for you. it came with some tiny plastic rubber bands to tie the braids up. There was two dances until theirs, and I still had 4 kids hair to do. I was sooo stressed and the cheap rubber bands kept breaking. I said "These freaking cheesy rubber bands Are pieces of crap!" Then I saw Breanne,my daughter, grab a handful of the rubber bands and stick them into her mouth, she said"Yea mom, these bubber rams do taste like cheese!
Another time we were going to an "under sea" potluck and had to bring a seafood dish. I had all five kids with me and my husband thought it would be fun to get a live lobster to make our dish from. We let each kid pick out a lobster to cook (except for my 1 year old at that time). As we were going through the aisles looking for a creamy Alfredo sauce, Derin who was 2 at that time, started yelling "MY MOMMY GOTS CRABS AND SHE NEEDS SOME CREAM!" Everyone looked at us and then started cracking up when he held up the bag of lobsters. I was completely embarrassed!
2006-10-25 09:08:30 · answer #1 · answered by baby oh's 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was working at a Child Care Centre in the 2-3 year old room, and A Little Girl about 2 1/2 Got asked to do Something by another Carer and She Turned around an Said " YOU CANT SEE ME" (for all you who don't know The WWE "John Cenas" catch phrase) And me Being a Fan thought it was quite funny As I live in Australia and The WWE is not all that big (especially for a 3 year old) and it is only on Pay TV
2016-05-22 13:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too cute!!
We were in the Dr. office one day and my daughter, now 14, (then 3 or 4) A lady who had been watching her play, in the waiting room, said to her, " You are the cutest little thing I have ever seen" my daughter just looked at her and smiled, but didn't say anything...a couple minutes later, the same lady asked her, "Where did you get your beautiful blue eyes?", without missing a beat, my daughter looked at her and said...."On clearance, at Wal-Mart" The whole room just about fell out laughing!! Shows how much children pay attention to things that adults say.....
2006-10-25 08:46:43 · answer #3 · answered by lil_rowdy1 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My daughter was 2 and we were at a farm that I was working at and they had just gotten a new horse named Cooper, and for some reason my daughter(eventhough she can say her C's) kept calling him Pooper. We corrected her and she seemed fine with it. We were at a horse show about 2 weeks later, and I was riding Cooper. When they started to do the judging and it was really quiet my daughter yelled out from the stands "Look mama is riding Pooper!" everyone started laughing and I couldn't help but laugh too, I think the judge was even laughing.
2006-10-25 09:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by cnagreys4me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well my cousin used to be on drugs really bad So her daughter,Samantha, was living with us.She came to live with us when whe was 1 year old She was 2 when she did this and I think she's 4 or 5 now.BUT N-E-way...
I was sick and I stayed home from school 1 day and Me,Samantha and my momma was goin' up town. And my mom was throw some clothes in the dryer right b/4 we left. And I asked my mom "where are we goin'?" and She said crazy,ya ever been there? And then I said no,Samantha Have you ever gone crazy? AND SHE yea, my mommy took me there!!! It was HALARIOUS!!!!
She lived with us for 3 years and then her mother and mama come to get her 1 night to take her back to live with her and she was literaly PULLING her out the door sayin' come on Samantha we'er goin' home and Samantha was SCREAMING TO THE TOP OF HER LUNGS "let me go I am home."She was screaming and crying like she was getting killed.I cried for days!!! Sometimes I still miss her even though it's been two years since she left. MAN, I feel like crying now!!!!
2006-10-25 08:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by ~♥~Tiffany~♥~ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
We were having a garage sale, and we were all sitting outside supervising. Our neighbor had brought over some gummie bears for my little brother and sister. (6 and 8). We gave them to nicole, the 8 yr old and told them to give the others to her brother. All of the sudden Matt came running up to us and told Mom, "Mom, Nicole can't have these because of her testicles!" As serious as can be!! We all busted out laughing and he got irritated and said the dentist said no candy for her.....when we realized he was talking about cavities we laughed even harder.
I asked him if he knew what testicles were and he said yes, and explained they were what happened when you didn't brush your teeth. I told him, no, Matt, they are what is in your underwear.
He was so embarrased he ran off!
Kids say the darndest things LOL!
2006-10-25 08:40:25 · answer #6 · answered by Amber 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
For my son's preschool graduation the teachers said a little bit about each kid. They interviewed them prior to the ceremony. When she was reading the replies, they had asked they kids what they wanted to be when they grew up, my son said he wanted to be an adult.
Another time we were driving in the car, and my boys were talking when my younger son turned to me and asked what it was like to live with the dinosaurs? I've never felt so old in my life. (I'm only 26)
I swear they live to embarrass us don't they? I can't wait until they get older and I can do it back!!!
2006-10-25 09:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by purpledragonflyjrh 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my daughter was 3 at the time and she was eating some food at the dinner table... and we all know how messy 3 year olds can be... so anyway she was done eating and got up from the table, and she had some ketchup on the side of her face... I seen it and I said to her "Julie what is that on your head"? and she said (seriously) "MY HAIR" It was one of those times where I couldn't stop laughing... I thought it was so cute
2006-10-25 09:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by summer ♥ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Some might not find this funny, but I laughed my a*s*s off: I was in Walmart one day, and this little boy was throwing a tantrum in the toy section because his mom wouldn't buy him a toy. So she picked him up and tried to carry him away from the toys, and the little boy screamed "YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMY!" She kept walking and the kid just kept yelling how she wasn't his mother...lol...you could tell she was horrified because people weren't sure if the kid was lying or not. Smart kid eh?
2006-10-25 08:41:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
True Story:
Well, there was a grandmother and her 5 year old granddaughter in the kitchen, cooking. Grandma decided to make their little get- together an educational experience so she began asking little Sarah, "Where do we get milk from?"
Sara replied: "Moo- Cows!!"
"Yes, sweetie, you're right." Grandma then asks, "Where do we get eggs from?"
Sara: "Chickens!!"
Grandma: "You are the smartest little girl in the world, Sarah,
now, where do we get ham from?"
Sarah, with a confused look on her little face, had to stop and think for about 30 seconds...."Uh...."
"HAMSTERS!!"
2006-10-25 09:55:46 · answer #10 · answered by Cassy wassy mo massy 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋