Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep.
When she went past her oldest daughter's room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughters room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything.
The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter, "Why were you screaming last night?" The daughter replied "Mom you always told me if something hurt I should scream."
"That's true." She looked at her second daughter. "Why were you laughing so much last night?"
The daughter replied "Mom you always said that if something tickled you should laugh."
"That's also true." Then the mother looked at her youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"
The youngest daughter replied "Mom you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full."
2006-10-25 07:44:29 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2006-10-25 07:47:05 · answer #1 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
often while human beings mature they understand that marriage is in basic terms greater suitable than somewhat paper...it is a criminal dedication between 2 people who promise to a minimum of one yet another that they are in it for the long term. have you ever considered that her companion hasn't provided? In maximum states it takes in basic terms somewhat time living jointly to be legally a difficulty-loose regulation spouse. My niece found out she had to break up formerly she ought to marry via fact she "stayed" with somebody for a quantity of time...and had a pair of youngsters. it is her decision yet no longer a especially intelligent one. If somebody would not totally commit to the dating why human beings shack up and characteristic youngsters is previous me. i'm hoping if this new bf comes to a decision to cut up she will financially shield her relatives and not ask the state to realize this.
2016-10-02 22:57:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Hilarious.
2006-10-25 08:02:36 · answer #3 · answered by Ishh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was great! You have the greatest jokes! I love reading them!!! Keep up the good work.
2006-10-25 09:15:37 · answer #4 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny..
2006-10-25 07:51:43 · answer #5 · answered by ammasum 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one but why is the mom a freak?
2006-10-25 07:54:09 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is some classically funny s h i t!!!! I'm gonna send that to my mom!
2006-10-25 07:47:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love It!
2006-10-25 10:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by Citizen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man that is so funny! i agree with smiley (my good friend) that this has been my favorite of the day...
thanks for wasting so many of your points for our pleasure!!
2006-10-25 08:19:23 · answer #9 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it, I can't stop laughing!
2006-10-25 08:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋