2006-10-25 07:06:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Some people have no sense of humor...
2006-10-25 07:11:21 · update #1
Nominate a day of your choice as Heal The World Day (31st October isn't taken, to the best of my knowledge), then start a media campaign to announce A Big Televised Event that represents your personal crusade to reunite a fractured world.
In a packed stadium at midnight, and before a television audience of billions, heat both halves of the plastic with a lighter until slightly gooey, then bring them together as Michael Jackson begins to sing 'Man In The Mirror' (he'll do this free, he needs the airtime.)
Now wave the lighter.
2006-10-25 16:13:24 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Host a political debate so that the Democrats can blame George Bush for not enacting health care provisions to save the plastic bread clip and the Republicans can say it was the Democrats fault for inventing a type of bread that had to go in a plastic bag when the French were willing to surrender their bread for their first seat on the U.N. Counsel.
2006-10-25 18:57:05 · answer #2 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To properly honor the deceased, you must throw the funeral of the century. Hire an event planner and send out engraved invitations. Thousands of guests, limos, and a horse-drawn carriage to carry the casket, made of gold. Hire the finest caterer in city. Have the deceased interred in one of those huge mausoleums that are the size of a mansion.
2006-10-25 18:21:16 · answer #3 · answered by NA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well obviously it needs some sort of charity tribute record. I suggest asking the great Bananarama to record and release a fitting tribute to this much loved and sadly missed little plastic thing.
R.I.P. Little plastic thing.
2006-10-26 11:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hold a ceremony with all its bread friends.
Fill your room with bread and build a huge shrine with all the plastic thingys.
When your done- throw all the bread from the roof or window in your apartment! and watch it smash to the ground.
2006-10-25 14:29:43 · answer #5 · answered by ~soakingupthesun~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Throw it away and grab a wire tie instead.Like I said before,the little plastic thing is the worst invention EVER!
2006-10-25 16:55:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to honor it's memory. It's a piece of plastic. Throw it in the trash.
2006-10-25 14:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by cowchic9 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gather all the plastic thingies you can find from the recycle bins in your neighbourhood... this calls for a African style funeral... those last for about a week and involve a lot of eating and drinking and crying... PERFECT. (not PC)
2006-10-25 15:52:29 · answer #8 · answered by iluvafrica 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You wet the bread and then throw it away. I know it hurts, but you will get through it. Good luck, honey.
2006-10-25 15:12:29 · answer #9 · answered by Lizzie03 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great. lol. I love the humor on Yahoo Answers.
2006-10-25 14:17:40 · answer #10 · answered by Blue Eyes 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋