Ammuse me.. I am soo bored.. Anyone having a rough day at work? And I am in need of a masage anyone care to volunteer? =]
2006-10-25 06:54:52 · 28 answers · asked by lila 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
My day at work wasnt the greatest either...Ive got 42 hours in 3 days and 2 more days to go...I will gladly give you a massage if it will take your mind off another long day at work tomorrow...Gotta drive to Maine though or give me directions to your place...I can catch a flight and be there in no time...
2006-10-25 11:54:59 · answer #1 · answered by Mr.Intellect 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't help you with the massage, as I am in Canada and have school tomorrow. But if you need to be amused, I have just the thing for you: "Rio's Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!"
1. Chocolate always tastes good.
2. Chocolate is always consensual.
3. You can eat chocolate in the back of a cab and no one will care.
4. Your significant other won't care if you eat chocolate with someone else.
5. No one will care if you're white and you prefer dark chocolate.
6. You don't have to fake it with chocolate.
7. No major religions frown upon chocolate.
8. No one waits to get married before they eat chocolate.
9. You can't get pregnant from chocolate.
10. You can't get STDs from chocolate.
11. No one has to use protection when eating chocolate.
12. The sheets stay clean when you eat chocolate.
13. No one frowns upon movies with two men eating chocolate together.
14. The government knows to stay out of our chocolate lives.
15. You don't have to pay $150 for chocolate.
16. You don't have to go out to a club wearing a crop top and Daisy Duke shorts to get chocolate.
17. You don't need a pill to enjoy chocolate.
18. It only takes a few seconds to get pleasure from chocolate.
19. The size of the nuts doesn't matter with chocolate.
20. Everyone swallows with chocolate.
2006-10-25 11:14:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am having a rough day. There is a person here in my office that just does not know when to shut up!! It is all about her ALL DAY, ALL THE TIME!!! GRRRRRR!! By the way i could use a massage too. I will do you if you do me! :)
2006-10-25 06:59:32 · answer #3 · answered by goingtosoco 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good day here, except it's freezin balls in IN, and the toddler is running wild watching Elf. If someone's giving out massages sign me up!
2006-10-25 07:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by jaide1108 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure ... I'm pretty good at giving massages ... plus I just bought some new Karma Sutra warming flavored massage oil that I can use on you ... care for some Strawberry Cheesecake oil in between your legs ... I'll start from your toes and work my way up ... making sure to hit all your "hot" spots ... lol ... ok I need a cold shower now ... thanks ... haha at least I'm not bored anymore ... now I'm just horny ... !
2006-10-25 07:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm having a rough day at school. I'll give you a massage* if you buy me a plane ticket to wherever you're at.
2006-10-25 06:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Hey, if you're bored, you might want to try reading some of my journal entries. They're amusing. home.earthlink.net/~muffinisme
Have fun!
2006-10-25 06:57:06 · answer #7 · answered by S. Elizabeth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IM HAVING A ROUGH DAY....14 OF MY BOSSES RANGING FROM HR TO REGION AND 2 FROM CORPRATE...I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A 400 DOLLER SUIT JUST FOR TODAY...ITS SO CRAZY I HATE TODAY....I LOVE MESAGES SO I THINK U SHOULD GIVE ME ONE, THEN I MIGHT GIVE U ONE
2006-10-25 07:01:54 · answer #8 · answered by factual_chaos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very rough day today.. im so ready to flip and go home!! i need a massage too.. anyone living in new york willing to give me one?? lol
2006-10-25 06:56:33 · answer #9 · answered by fewchure/sex_ologist 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i am so bored also...just got back form lunch ready to take a nap...sorry can't help you out on your massage. hope your day gets better
2006-10-25 06:58:02 · answer #10 · answered by >>simple<< 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋