Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has
happened.
First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to
his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent
it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Seamus O'Reilly
from Donegal, 30, struck by lightning."
Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his photo taken."
2006-10-25 06:47:55 · 26 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ooh Alicat you are funny
2006-10-26 00:31:11 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-08 21:06:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh them up in Donegal are pretty silly now they are they are.....
no I don't normally talk like that I was putting on a virtual bogger accent. and no need to apologise, it's the kind of thing I'd expect from most people I know.
2006-10-25 08:02:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-10-25 06:51:34 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-25 06:49:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genius!
2006-10-25 09:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by mAdhAttEr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe a partial grin, but coupled with a roll of me eyes, I'd say this one was best left unsaid.
2006-10-25 06:51:13 · answer #7 · answered by Finnegan 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love Frenchman Scotchsman and Irishman jokes this was very funny laughting as I type this lol send another please need another laugh.
2006-10-25 06:52:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got to send that to my irish mate! Nice one! Go on you good ting!
2006-10-25 06:51:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that is a good 'un
Gonna use that on my radio show tonight, Thanks:D
(Check profile for link)
2006-10-25 06:58:12 · answer #10 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋