A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
> >> While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
> >> husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury
> >> her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and
> >> told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked,
> > "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be
> >> wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man
> >> replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
> >> later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
2006-10-25 06:35:12 · 17 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's a good one! hilarious! and thought-provoking...
2006-10-25 06:56:23 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty husband
2006-10-26 07:33:36 · answer #2 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2006-10-25 13:45:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely fabulous! lol Smart man...but shell just be waiting to b*tch at him in the after-life! lol
2006-10-25 13:39:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, when you post something on here, please PLEASE take out those darn forwarding carrots. Secondly, what does this have to do with being naughty. It is a funny joke though.
2006-10-25 13:39:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's evil. never loved her. Funny
2006-10-25 13:36:48 · answer #6 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's wicked but so funny, you really cheered me up thank you.
2006-10-25 13:41:17 · answer #7 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lo0l now that is just to rude
2006-10-25 13:48:55 · answer #8 · answered by FlossyQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing so much is so much fun!
2006-10-25 13:37:40 · answer #9 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-25 18:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋