The train was quite crowded, so the U. S Marine walked its entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed middle-aged French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now sir, you've thrown the wrong ***** out the window."
2006-10-25 06:33:41 · 8 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-25 06:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt see a unmarried French participant or DOmenech.Then how can u prepare that its the French guidance. I doubt notwithstanding if it became the Italian guidance.the guidance did pay off .Didnt it?
2016-10-16 09:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good one. She's too stuck up
2006-10-25 06:35:57 · answer #3 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one... and I'm French.
2006-10-26 22:24:22 · answer #4 · answered by wizzie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2006-10-25 06:36:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE, Very funny. :O)
2006-10-25 06:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah! that's a good one.. he! he!
2006-10-25 06:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.... that is super funny
2006-10-25 06:35:42 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋