She goes into Walmart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!
"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"
The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager.
The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?" She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,
"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!" ---
Her money was refunded ...............
2006-10-25 06:16:59 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a good one!!!!
2006-10-25 06:18:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I bet that one will come to mind next time I'm waiting half an hour in the refund line. By the way, our Wal mart is closing down their "layaway' dept.
2006-10-25 13:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by fat momma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i know now what to do to get a refund lol
2006-10-25 14:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another dull joke to laugh at.
2006-10-25 13:29:48 · answer #4 · answered by Exousia Skotos 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent !!!
2006-10-25 13:20:49 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-25 18:39:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, That is a good one. 10/10 :O)
2006-10-25 13:19:42 · answer #7 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but sick.
2006-10-25 13:19:56 · answer #8 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.. but rather disturbing...
2006-10-25 13:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilariously priceless! Thanks for making me smile and laugh!
2006-10-25 13:21:30 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋