if you had to concoct a recipe for bad breath what would a. the ingredients and b. the method be?
most disgusting or clever reply wins best answer (...and in case your wondering mine is the sweetest and smells of violets)
2006-10-25 06:12:27 · 10 answers · asked by Mehera 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
for example - here's mine
first eat a pickled egg washed down by several glasses of red wine, then eat some sherbert and drink a whisky with a baileys chaser, now have a huge cigar. now go to bed, not bothering to brush your teeth. wake up the following morning, have a double expresso and a couple of lambert and butlers and hey presto - breath of a hippo!
2006-10-25 06:19:40 · update #1
Drink beer mixed with garlic until you puke. While puking (hopefully in a toilet) be sure to lick the bowl. After that go and french kiss your dog goodnight. Allow 6-8 hours for bacteria gestation. In morning try to kiss someone... they will immediately slap you so hard that your gums will bleed. Allow blood to pool and mouth (avoid swallowing). Ensure that blood coagulates. Chew cockroaches to dry up any excess spit (again avoid swallowing). At this point the coagulated blood, dried up spit, and roaches should have created a thick paste that resembles an owl pellet. Repeat, but don't Rinse!
2006-10-25 06:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by El Cupacabra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is the dog's breath so bad? Start in the mouth and look at his teeth. If they are not clean, then get them cleaned. If the mouth is okay, then you need to find out what disorder is causing the halitosis. When was the dog last examined by your veterinarian? Time for a visit.
2016-03-18 23:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, Brush, floss, twice daily. Use mouthwash. You can make your own with peroxide. Some people get tonsillar beads that causes bad breath. Remove them with the non-brush end of your toothbrush. Just press them out. Then use the mouthwash again. Some people remove them with a water-pic. Try not to puke or you have to start over.
2006-10-25 06:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
WANT BAD BREATH? Then eat raw garlic, curry and drink turkish coffee. Chew and swallow parsley when you want to smell nice again.
2006-10-25 06:27:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know revenge is sweet so, no recipe, just my wife's cooking
2006-10-25 06:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by Steve G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fresh Parsley Leaves are usually good for bad breath, and so are mint leaves.
2006-10-25 06:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
lots of onions and garlic. Method.... Don't ever brush your teeth
2006-10-25 06:15:33 · answer #7 · answered by tera_duke 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I struggle with this problem everyday, eventhough i am a super clean person. my advice. I brush you mouth and tounge with colgate total and the use listerine. Make sure you you brush that tounge.
2006-10-25 06:26:37 · answer #8 · answered by joe k 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Believe it or not, unions mixed with mouth wash.
2006-10-25 06:16:07 · answer #9 · answered by Aurora_Rose_Maree 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
expresso isn't a concentrated coffee, im not really sure if you can drink "eXpresso." you might want to try espresso though, its pretty good.
2006-10-25 06:23:08 · answer #10 · answered by Sean 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋