A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.
He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I dun back in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"
2006-10-25 06:11:08 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, I liked it. And BTW, I just love Clint Eastwood!!
2006-10-25 06:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by CJ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't think of their a funny tale, they are the suitable crew of their branch right this moment, and they made some genuine strides contained in the prevalent and submit season this year. easy they have absolutely one of if not the suitable protection contained in the NFC, a powerfull operating recreation, and a cushty, good and lengthening crew of recievers. Their weak point is Tony Romo. He might want to be between the suitable QB's contained in the league if he were given his head at the same time, challenge is that is up his butt 1/2 the time. If the Cowboys are going to get decrease back on good he's were given to stop attempting to be a rock celeb, relationship chicks like Jessics Simpson and taking area in his tens of millions on luxourious holidays. you does not see genuine quarterbacks like Roger Stauback and Troy Aikman doing that crap. So till Romo grows up, the Cowboys will proceed to be an also-ran. Romo pisses me off a lot I made a nickname for him and his crew, " Tony Homo and the celeb Boys". What do you imagine?
2016-12-05 05:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep ! at this time of the night that appeal to my warped sense of humour,but don`t everybody else jump on the bandwagon!
2006-10-25 09:08:12 · answer #3 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My old horse ,21 years old. ran to Texas with me on him more than once!
2006-10-25 06:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by fat momma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he, an oldie but funny joke
2006-10-25 06:17:52 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, he is a rubbish cowboy
2006-10-26 00:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep em comin
2006-10-25 21:09:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....too funny!
2006-10-25 06:19:29 · answer #8 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yee haaaaaa
very good
2006-10-25 06:16:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old One Man !!!!!
2006-10-25 06:15:19 · answer #10 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋