A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
2006-10-25 04:50:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good, as usual :O)
2006-10-25 06:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilariously Priceless!
2006-10-25 11:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I agree.
2006-10-25 11:51:35 · answer #3 · answered by bor_rabnud 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boy, did she get him. Wonder if was home everynight at 7?
2006-10-25 11:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok just make sure that you film it
2006-10-25 11:53:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha I have to tell my husband that...thanks!
2006-10-25 11:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one!
2006-10-25 11:51:58 · answer #7 · answered by lynnca1972 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it... see ya when i see ya baby!!
2006-10-25 11:51:39 · answer #8 · answered by Erika M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another day another joke..funny as the others...:))lol...
2006-10-25 11:52:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
love that one..
2006-10-25 13:47:02 · answer #10 · answered by bklynmka 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋