1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
3. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.
4. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
5. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.
6. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
7. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
8. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.
9. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
10. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
2006-10-25 04:04:18 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PMSL, esp at no 9.
2006-10-25 08:14:58 · answer #1 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?-Well hung.
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?-See you next month.
What do you say to a lesbian with no arms and no legs?-Nice t-ts bich.
A lesbian went to see a gynaecologist.The gynaecologist enthused:"I must say, this is the cleanest pussey I've seen in months."
"Thanks,I have a woman in three times a week."
2006-10-25 04:23:14 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a open can of tuna on the counter of a lesbian bar?
Potpourri
2006-10-25 04:13:58 · answer #3 · answered by melbow35 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG....I giggled till my coke shot out my nose...lol thats funny but i always called the lesbian dinosaurs Dyke-a-saurus-Rexs lol
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2006-10-25 04:21:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the jokes not so rude nor offensive in a sense nor that vulgar
2006-10-25 04:12:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a better one-Romans chapter one-is when it turns around---as it says-they are unthankfull and true to worship the created rather than the creator-yet laughable till that ones turns to Jesus heart and soul-I know I've dated them and watched them change comming to Jesus as lord and savior-peace in amazing grace
2006-10-25 04:08:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
none taken. I thought thost where very funny jokes. Got any more.
2006-10-25 06:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2006-10-25 04:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by willis_is_40 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic stuff! Got any more sunshine?
2006-10-25 04:29:28 · answer #9 · answered by theredalbino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am in a state of confusion!
2006-10-25 04:07:37 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋