A man went to a zoo but all it had was a dog.
It was a Shitzu
2006-10-25 03:53:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another zoo joke for you!
Two middle age spinsters-Kay and Matilda went to the zoo one afternoon.When they reached the gorilla enclosure,the gorilla suddenly pulled Matilda into his den and molested her.
A few weeks later,the two women met in the street.Kay asked Matilda how she was doing after the attack.
"Well how do you think?" snapped Matilda."He hasn't called,he hasn't written..."
2006-10-25 04:11:05 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is as funny as a horse with a kick stand! or a turtle with emergency brakes...
2006-10-25 04:14:42 · answer #2 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK Steve i still laffed
2006-10-25 03:57:37 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's old but it always makes me laugh so I'll let you off. Just this once though
2006-10-25 03:54:57 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, can you beleive I've never heard that?
2006-10-25 03:57:00 · answer #5 · answered by hazydaze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he must have gone to dog show
2006-10-25 03:56:35 · answer #6 · answered by arvinnd_p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have mentioned poopie too.
2006-10-25 03:59:23 · answer #7 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-25 04:17:46 · answer #8 · answered by hotvix1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-25 03:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by jake_cocktail 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-25 03:55:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋