When my bestfreinds deaf mother and I have secret sex in restaurants she always seems to fart. Obviously she cant hear it. Should I tell her or just carry on ?
2006-10-25 03:49:00 · 24 answers · asked by offmihead 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
you need help!
2006-10-25 03:51:07 · answer #1 · answered by bless-it-be 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Secret Sex?Your best friends Mother knows she is farting, she can feel and smell, even if she can't hear! Maybe she is trying to tell you something and that seems the only way she can get your attention!
2006-10-25 03:59:06 · answer #2 · answered by Gerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure you'll make enough noise having sex that people really don't hear the fart!?!?!
And IF no one can hear you'll then why tell her? Your getting what you want. Your getting laid and banging your best friends mother.....deal with the smell!!!!!!!
2006-10-25 03:54:57 · answer #3 · answered by dixie011406 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she cannot hear it but can she not smell it or feel farting?
she must know that smelling fart turns you on so shes doing it on purpose to get a better performance from you.
just carry on but do a better job
2006-10-25 03:52:48 · answer #4 · answered by makemovie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you having sex with a friend's mother???? I hope your friend doesn't know....
I would be so upset, I can't tell you...
This is not normal behaviour and you need to stop it....
Whether she has gas or not is certainly not the point here.
You are very immature and irresponsible and need to get a grip.....
2006-10-25 03:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by doclakewrite 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
she may be deaf but does that mean she has lost her sense of smell too !!!
If you tell her it will simply go In one ear and out the other.
2006-10-25 04:00:42 · answer #6 · answered by 90210 aka Hummer Lover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't tell her. I bet it's hilarious. However, the question needs to be asked "What are you doing taking your mates Mom out for dinner?"
2006-10-25 03:52:50 · answer #7 · answered by Shinny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just knock on the table and order champaign each time she does it - then when she is the one who pays she'll quickly associate knock, champaign, and bill-aches
2006-10-25 03:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
does she just fart in restaurants? that's weird.
Just because she can't hear it doesn't mean she doesn't know she's doing it! She obviously doesn't care
2006-10-25 03:53:16 · answer #9 · answered by David 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you having sex in a restaurant???
2006-10-25 04:50:04 · answer #10 · answered by crystal lee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Idiots like you should be banned from using this site.Your a menace,and a stupid one at that.
2006-10-25 21:26:03 · answer #11 · answered by animalwatch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋