"Mummy, tomorrow I have an oral exam. One question the teacher will ask me is "who made you?""" What shall I say?" asked Little Johnny.
"Say God made you!" replied his mother.
The next day, when the question came up, poor Johnny forgot what his mother had said, so he explained,
"Teacher, until yesterday, I was sure it was my father who made me. But then my mother said it was someone else and I can't remember who he was."
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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"said father
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fu*king difference?"said father
"That's exactly what I said!"
2006-10-25 03:46:49 · 8 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao ;p
2006-10-25 04:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones!
2006-10-25 03:58:01 · answer #2 · answered by TJD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I can't stop laughing....you can't post stuff like this...people are sick it hurts to laugh!!! lol j/k
good though
2006-10-25 03:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by raechel.denise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! That's a good one. Lil' smart a**.
2006-10-25 03:49:54 · answer #4 · answered by slvrZ28grl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke.
2006-10-25 03:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by arvinnd_p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....I can't stop laughing.... naughty jokes........cute johnny...i love him.........LOL
2006-10-25 03:56:59 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldies but goodies............ ;^ )
2006-10-25 03:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love them please keep them coming!
2006-10-25 03:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋