I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass
every day. Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed. Give her the finger? I don't think so.
2006-10-25 02:36:26 · 12 answers · asked by pnybt 4 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Commuting
That was great. Here's what happened to me. There was a female driver in front of me in the curb lane. We were stopped at a light, and she was putting on make-up. She started putting her lipstick on as the light turned green. I honked after 10 seconds and she slowly started moving. I got beside her in the passing lane and looked over. She had written "screw you" in lipstick on the window. Nice lady.
2006-10-25 02:46:47 · answer #1 · answered by Joe 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! My Dad used to declare that ladies drivers are truthfully greater useful than adult males - adult males ought to not at all stress and placed on their makeup on a similar time... :-) This became humorous (i'm getting fairly aggravated at women doing this). bbjo.
2016-11-25 19:54:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look man they are a little of both man have the same problem like girls but honestly i think sometimes girls forget how to drive don't get me wrong i am a girl and i drive to work everyday but sometimes we have our days...
2006-10-25 07:45:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW ! And I thought I had too much time on my hands.
Dont give anybody the finger - You dont know which crazy will
pull out their Magnum - 44 and blow you away.
2006-10-25 03:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy cow.
I'll guess I'll drive a little more humbly or invest in kevlar.
2006-10-25 02:42:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First wow you drive alot for work. Second most female drivers were taught by men.
2006-10-25 02:38:22 · answer #6 · answered by elainecynthia 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
dude you ether have a hell of a lot of time on your hands, or you got that from somewhere! lololol
i'll do my best not to cut you off.
2006-10-25 02:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by onlylove41 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
all i can say is a womans number plate should be her phone number.
that way you can call her up and tell her to GET OUT OF THE WAY!
2006-10-25 02:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
is that a crime the female drivers are the best
2006-10-25 02:38:38 · answer #9 · answered by angelcakes4757 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I like candy.
2006-10-25 02:38:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋