At college i used to have a double lesson every afternoon, i'd have one hour then a 15 minute break then another hour. Everyone was present for the first hour and after returnung from break my mate Matt wasn't there. the teacher asked where he was and i said i'd just seen him... any way 15 mins later he strolls in and says 'sorry i'm late sir i missed the bus' the teacher replied 'well, i haven't heard that one before' and carried on with the lesson! BRILLIANT.FACT!
2006-10-25 02:30:09 · 19 answers · asked by carlaroberts18 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sex
2006-10-25 02:43:11 · answer #1 · answered by tommy f 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-10-25 02:35:24 · answer #2 · answered by Interested Fish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I'd give him an "F" for such a lame excuse. Now getting HIT by the bus would have been a good one.
2006-10-25 02:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by Joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gr8 1
2006-10-25 02:42:53 · answer #4 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought Angels were with beautiful faces only..
2006-10-25 04:39:55 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuses are like Ar$e holes... everyone has one!
2006-10-25 02:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by Lovewilltearusapart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow, u know, thats like the funniest thing ive ever heard
2006-10-25 02:34:29 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i mite try that 1 lol
2006-10-25 02:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by hotvix1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the He*l?
2006-10-25 03:21:00 · answer #9 · answered by BONNI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give you 100/100
hooray u passed the quiz
2006-10-25 03:41:46 · answer #10 · answered by LuVaBlE <3 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
nice
2006-10-25 02:32:56 · answer #11 · answered by sky l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋