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I want one, like James Bond has. Then I could shoot people who dont give me good customer service in shops.

2006-10-25 02:29:46 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

I just quite like the idea that inbetween saving the world, James Bond basically has a licence to shoot traffic Wardens and other characters who annoy him in the kneecaps and get away scott free.

2006-10-25 02:36:03 · update #1

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lol!! I'm amazed so many people are taking you so seriously!! Think we need a few sense of humour transplants around here!

Well according to the film of the same title, all you have to do to kill yourself a megalomaniac world domination seeking drug dealer. Preferably whilst driving a HGV full of explosive liquids on two wheels. After that, the british government will welcome you with open arms and give you a license.

When you do eventually do all of the above (good luck by the way!), please get in touch...there are a couple of local council jobsworths that I need sorting out ;)

2006-10-25 02:43:14 · answer #1 · answered by gromitski 5 · 1 0

On Fordham Road in the Bronx by the D train. Look for a short african guy named Kunta.

2006-10-25 02:38:17 · answer #2 · answered by Tosha 3 · 0 0

Post office

2006-10-25 03:32:46 · answer #3 · answered by : 6 · 0 0

My friend... you come to right place... let me be helping you...

I have close friend in Kazakhstan who help you out with special licence - guns also if it pleases you...

Let me know.. I can also supply tank with big gun that go bang.. I give you tank licence for free..

I can sell plenty licence for dog, cat, goat and explosives... you chose and I say price.. you then pay and we make big log friendship for everyday.

2006-10-25 02:34:57 · answer #4 · answered by Harrison N 3 · 1 0

Wal-Mart, why not? You can buy everything else there. They have taken over the market almost completely. Every town has one and nobody else can compete with their prices, so you are forced to shop there.

2006-10-25 02:32:41 · answer #5 · answered by surelycoolgirl 5 · 0 0

Yeah, we all get given this license when we're born.

But Even James B. can't just kill anybody!

2006-10-25 03:51:42 · answer #6 · answered by Ego Fatigo 5 · 0 0

MI 5 is the place but i also like the idea of converting to Muslim you could actually do as u please and where a disguise without anyone saying anything i think that the best idea so far

2006-10-25 03:44:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 1

In Texas

2006-10-25 02:32:39 · answer #8 · answered by St♥rmy Skye 6 · 0 0

Join the police force !

2006-10-25 02:34:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Lol, brilliant. If you find somewhere let me know.

Perhaps MI5 or MI6 could make a little extra cash on the side here...

2006-10-25 02:31:35 · answer #10 · answered by E=MC2 3 · 0 1

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