.....and he's asked to put the word "contagious" into a sentence. "That's easy" says Paddy, "I asked my mate to dig a hole, and it took the contagious!".
Nothing against the Irish. I lLOVE the Irish!
2006-10-25 02:27:27 · 21 answers · asked by long_luscious_lashes 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dave H - bloody cheer up it's just a joke!
2006-10-25 02:40:13 · update #1
Ha, Ha, like that one - I too love the Irish, they have a great sense of humour!
2006-10-25 02:29:59 · answer #1 · answered by Dogs'r'us 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paddy was asked to use a sentence with the words DEFENCE, DEFEATand DETAIL in it......
He says.. The horse jumped over DEFENCE and DEFEAT went before DETAIL!!!!!
By the way, I'm Irish.
2006-10-27 19:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurrah for the Irish, love em
2006-10-28 06:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the Irish too.They have a brilliant sense of humour!
Did you hear about the reporter who was assigned to cover a rural area in Ireland? He asked a local."Who is the oldest inhabitant of this village?"
"Well now,we haven't got one.We did have,but he died three weeks ago."
2006-10-25 09:44:49 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Andy D's is the best irish joke I've heard in ages
2006-10-28 15:37:14 · answer #5 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good Long
i just text that to my sis,,,, by the way i am Irish and i gave ya a thumbs up
2006-10-25 10:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paddy goes for another interview.
The chap interviewing him says ' Paddy, make a sentence with the word fascinate in.'
So Paddy says ' Oh, that's easy that one is.And I know a little rhyme to go with it. Here we go.
I've got a donkey jacket,
I think it's really great.
It's got 10 shiny buttons,
But I can only fascinate.'
10 points please.
2006-10-25 10:00:02 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Cheese 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that one hur hur.
Paddy was asked to identify his mate Murphy after he was decapitated in an accident. The coroner held Murphy's head up and asked him, "Is this your friend?"
Paddy replied "No, he's taller dan dat."
2006-10-26 05:42:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you get an Irish girl pregnant?
2006-10-25 09:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Irish and I love "Paddy" jokes.
I can never remember them though.
Here is a quick one.
How do you confuse an Irish man? Give him a selection of spades and ask him to take his pick.
Not as good as yours. I liked yours.
2006-10-25 09:31:18 · answer #10 · answered by K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
its always paddy..although out of my uncles the only one who has lived in ireland all his life is dudud..paddy lmao
2006-10-25 09:31:54 · answer #11 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋