Gents, lady shopping!?

Question

Okay gentlemen you have 45 credits. Buy each trait you want in a girl, but you can’t spend more than 45! If you go over 45 credits you have to make concessions somewhere! No choice!

Write down the answer to each question like this:
A2
B1
C3
Etc.

Then total your spending and see if you are within budget! This should show what traits you desire above others in a girl…

A) Personality
1) Reserved = 0
2) Lightly Entertaining = 5
3) Entertaining = 10

B) Salary
1) Under £10,000 = 0
2) Over £25,000 = 5
3) Over £50,000 = 10

C) Parenting Skills
1) Doesn’t want kids = 0
2) Average = 5
3) Good = 10

D) Body Type
1) Fat = 0
2) Average = 5
3) Curvy, just right = 10

E) Intelligence
1) Dunce = 0
2) Average = 5
3) Intelligent = 10

F) Adventurousness
1) Homebody = 0
2) Fairly = 5
3) Very = 10

G) Faithfulness
1) Unfaithful = 0
2) Tempted = 5
3) Faithful = 10

H) Possessiveness
1) Very possessive = 0
2) Sometimes jealous = 5
3) Trusting = 10

I) Bedroom Skill
1) Incompetent = 0
2) Tries to please = 5
3) Skilled = 10

J) Breast Size
1) 30A-32B = 0
2) 32C-36C = 5
3) 36DD+ = 10

K) Attractiveness
1) Ugly = 0
2) Average = 5
3) Pretty = 10

People are proving remarkably useless at this. Part of life is realising that people aren't brilliant in every area. You have to decide what areas you like at the cost of others.

Answer 1

A2
B1
C3
D1
E2
F1
G2
H1
I2
J2
K3

Please note I have put parenting skills and attractiveness as highest priority. Attractiveness to me includes personality and many other aspects as well as looks.

Answer 2

Easy.... answer 1 to all of them then go shopping again and again answering A again. You then have credits left to by a girl with B3 and 1E to pay for plastic surgery, diets, sex lessons and personality courses etc. on the girls you have and then you could sell them off into white slavery and retire on the proceeds.
Then as any rich man can, you can pull any girl of the desired traits for free.
Cheers!

Answer 3

Sorry, I tried to depict my partner but she comes in at about 70 points. 45 just can't cut it.

Answer 4

Hahahaha! Dunce! I haven't heard that word used in a while, you just brought a big smile to my face. CHEERS XXXX

Answer 5

LOL... I would be a 50 minimum... why would you put me out of reach of all the men?? Are you saving me for you?

Answer 6

"K"

what were the other things again?