theres a kid who is going around the house on christmas day and everyones like swearing but tell the kid that it means something else like one of them said ( i think it was the dad) he was shaving and said oh bollocks and the kid says what does that mean and the dad says something...does any1 no tht 1?
2006-10-25 02:16:27 · 12 answers · asked by halo_god543 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no
2006-10-25 02:17:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was going to try to tell the whole joke but I can't quite remember it, although my little sister could tell you. I do remember the punchline....
"Hi all you Bitches and Fuckers. Hang up your D***s and Vaginas. Dad's in the bathroom wiping the s**t off his face and mom's in the kitchen f***ing the turkey."
I'll talk to her later on today and get the whole joke for you.
2006-10-25 04:13:17 · answer #2 · answered by zrose86 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its goes something like the boy goes in2 the bathroom n hears his dad say sh!t he asks wot it means he sez its anotha word for shaving so he goes down stairs to the kitchen wen he hears his mom shout fcuk he asks wot it means she sez it another word 4 stuffin the turkey then the door bell goes so the boy answers it, its his granparents they ask where his mom n dad are he says dads upstairs avin a sh!t n moms in the kitchen fcukin the turkey
2006-10-25 02:32:28 · answer #3 · answered by hotvix1 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
actually it's the first dirty joke i ever heard
the jid is walking home from school and hears the word sh** the boy runs home saying ma ma what does sh** mean mom says "food".
the boy satosfied goes on his way.
next day he hears the word co**and ball* again runs home to mom who syas it means coat and hat.
satisfied he goes on his way and hears the word fu** rins home and mom says it means dressing the baby.
preacher comes to dinner and boy answers the door saying hang up your co**and ba**s the shi** on the table and momand dad are fu**in
2006-10-25 03:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by jawtar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh it was something like bollocks means hats and boobs means coats,the guests come and he announses "leave your bollocks and boobs in the closet" cant quite remeber
2006-10-25 02:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i vaguely remember it, then he ends up saying a sentence with all the swear words in it.
that wasnt helpful was it.
2006-10-25 02:19:04 · answer #6 · answered by monkeynuts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard of it but forgot
the boy ends up repeating all the word in a sentence
2006-10-25 02:19:35 · answer #7 · answered by FRANCIS247 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it but I can't remember. Is it silly?
2006-10-25 03:12:45 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-10-25 02:28:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i herd it but i cant remember. Sorry.
2006-10-25 02:30:30 · answer #10 · answered by ~●~נυввℓувυввℓу~●~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you care?
2006-10-25 02:25:23 · answer #11 · answered by monkey_flem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋