A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side of the Lexus.
The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?!"
----no offence meant against anyone----
2006-10-25 01:47:32 · 11 answers · asked by asdf 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!! SO Good!
2006-10-25 01:55:59 · answer #1 · answered by ClimbingCowgirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love it.
You know why California has the most lawyers and New Jersey has the most toxic waste dumps?
New Jersey got to pick first.
2006-10-25 08:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by TJ's Dad 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
superb....
one of the bests lawyer jokes
2006-10-25 09:04:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I know an attorney (he was my landlord) just like that......I think he used my deposit for his vacation! I could only hope HIS day goes as well...
2006-10-25 09:31:13 · answer #4 · answered by mysticmyriah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one, typical lawyers
2006-10-25 08:49:46 · answer #5 · answered by pnybt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
silly
2006-10-25 08:55:44 · answer #6 · answered by springreed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha good one.
2006-10-25 08:53:50 · answer #7 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
roflmmfao.
i love it!
2006-10-25 08:49:03 · answer #8 · answered by mistressmorro 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee
2006-10-25 09:04:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-25 08:57:38 · answer #10 · answered by mongo862001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋