The Tomato Garden
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincenzo,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
I'd do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie
2006-10-25 01:46:17 · 23 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bahahaha I actually snorted out loud at this one!
2006-10-25 01:54:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant 10/10 just end them on thanks
Jeff x
2006-10-25 01:49:26 · answer #2 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its cute...but it was better a few days ago. But its still worth re-posting! lol makes me chuckle everytime....but in MY case...they would really find bodies of all my ex-boyfriends....opps i think i just ratted myself out! lol
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2006-10-25 01:49:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2006-10-25 01:50:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! That is soo funny. I loved it...thanks for the giggles
2006-10-25 01:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok. not too bad. But not the greatest nor the worst.
2006-10-25 01:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how come when a new joke appears on here, everyone copies it and posts it over and over again?
tell me, tell me now
2006-10-25 03:23:33 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The oldies are still the best.
2006-10-25 01:50:33 · answer #8 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one mate, ha! ha! ha! you brightened up my cloudy day.
2006-10-25 01:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by marizani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...Good one.
I like that type of humor.
2006-10-25 02:33:33 · answer #10 · answered by mysticmyriah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋