A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going
by.
>
> He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're
just
>like Frank."
>
> Passenger: "Who?"
>
> Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - all
the
>time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like
that
>to Frank - every single time."
>
> Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
>
> Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won
the
>Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an
opera
>baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him
play
>the piano."
>
> Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"
>
> Cabbie: "There's more.......He had a memory like a computer. He
could
>remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to
>order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not
like me.
>I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."
>
> Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."
>
> Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
>traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them."
>
> Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."
>
> Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good
and
>never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing
was
>always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - the perfect man!"
>
> Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
>
> Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."
>
> Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"
>
> Cabbie: "I married his damn widow."
>
2006-10-25 01:39:59 · 22 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha ;) But how did he die??
2006-10-25 01:42:44 · answer #1 · answered by jackyboy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be completely frank with you.(if you will excuse the pun),it was a good joke.
Keep them coming!
2006-10-25 02:22:24 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor cabbie
2006-10-25 03:25:29 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still laughing 5 minutes later
2006-10-25 01:46:47 · answer #4 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Gotta be the best I've heard for ages.
2006-10-25 01:42:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-10-25 01:43:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one.
2006-10-25 01:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, Good one. I liked it!
2006-10-25 01:54:09 · answer #8 · answered by ClimbingCowgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one and tks for the smile
2006-10-25 01:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by liongirl_40 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i do >he's always on time to events
2006-10-25 01:43:55 · answer #10 · answered by megan t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny...
2006-10-25 01:42:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋