A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my Bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
…She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher”
2006-10-25 01:27:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay! This only proves you must always let the other person finish before you start willingly sharing your past. uhhhh, yep! Expecially with a past like that! Oh yah! Expecially!
2006-10-25 01:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-10-25 08:40:02 · answer #2 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooppss!!! That is soooo hysterical. I'm a teacher, got to tell that one during lunch!!!
2006-10-25 08:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was posted like 5 minutes ago by someone else...not so funny this time...
2006-10-25 08:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by Liane H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A question to your answer???
The maker does not want it,
The buyer will not use it,
The user will never see it.
What is It?
2006-10-25 08:39:39 · answer #5 · answered by ladyhawke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnier five minutes ago.
See me after school!
2006-10-25 08:31:58 · answer #6 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one , cool, thats made my day as iam been so pi ss off most of its to day lol
2006-10-25 08:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by tauntonsomersetblue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best one i have ever heard
2006-10-25 11:39:03 · answer #8 · answered by Waynes Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that. That was funny!
2006-10-25 08:29:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
still good m8, good laugh, ignor the fussy stick in muds......
2006-10-25 08:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋