One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
2006-10-25 01:19:54 · 22 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Only a woman could reason like that, thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-25 01:43:51 · answer #1 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep! know a few gals like that.
2006-10-25 02:04:57 · answer #2 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no not naughty but very funny keep them coming lol
2006-10-25 01:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool pmsl nice
2006-10-25 01:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by tauntonsomersetblue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not naughty
i mean yeh it has a small reference and i wouldnt exactly say it to a kid
but it is really really funny
LMAO
another one please
2006-10-25 01:27:11 · answer #5 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2006-10-25 01:22:19 · answer #6 · answered by mrdanlondon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! LOL
2006-10-25 01:43:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-10-25 01:45:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha nice one
2006-10-25 01:28:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done anymore?
2006-10-25 01:28:59 · answer #10 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋