I told her I don't play any instruments and she just rolled her eyes and walked away. So, why does she suddenly want me to become a musician? And why would she buy me a rusty trumpet instead of a nice one? Should I just be grateful that she's doing something for my birthday?
2006-10-25 01:14:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
She wants to play your "rear" instrument.....lol
And for you idiots who have no clue what a rusty trumpet is allow me to enlighten you...
Licking and fingering the back door. And if you are lucky, she will tune your balls too....LMAO
2006-10-25 01:57:03 · answer #1 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hon, you already know you've got a great present coming from me for your birthday. You saw the present I'm giving you and she's so ready to meet you in person. And if you're lucky, I'll even join in~
2006-10-25 12:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by shynomore 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky you. Maybe next year for your birthday she'll get you a rusty trombone to go along with it.
2006-10-25 01:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry I do not understand I am sure it has some hiden meaning I hope you have a good birthday and a nice suprise what ever it is
2006-10-25 01:18:52 · answer #4 · answered by Sam's 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm im pretty sure your girl wasnt talking about a real musical instrument. She was talking about a sexual act. Ive heard of it before but i cant remember what it is.
2006-10-25 01:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask again after you get your present. She might be trying to distract you from the real present.
2006-10-25 01:19:57 · answer #6 · answered by Valeria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poster, they're not gonna get the joke.
2006-10-25 01:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by Mystery Guest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋