A bloke is in the Super Market queue when he notices a rather dishy
blonde
> across from him raise her hand and smile hello.
>
> He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,
and
> although the face is familiar he can't place where he might know her
from,
> so he says
> "Sorry, do you know me?"
>
> She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
of
> one
> of my children!"
>
> His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
>
> "Christ!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night, that I
sh**ged
> on
> the pool table in front of all my mates, whilst your mate whipped me
with
> some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar$e?"
>
> "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"
>
>
2006-10-25 01:04:27 · 22 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm the man you were talking to in the supermarket.Hi Ive not spoken to you for ages. Hows my sons English Coming on?.
2006-10-25 01:18:39 · answer #1 · answered by Old Man of Coniston!. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only naughty if you're the person with the celery and the cucumber.
Very funny.
2006-10-25 08:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by soxy190 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before. still makes me laugh. don't worry bout rude jokes, I post them all the time...well for the last couple of days anyway...keep em coming I'm out of my quota now so someone has to step in for me...lol
2006-10-25 08:15:10 · answer #3 · answered by Liane H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Naughty - No
Funy - Yes
good one
2006-10-25 08:18:53 · answer #4 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ive heard it before but its a goodun
2006-10-25 08:09:13 · answer #5 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No not naughty just quite funny!
2006-10-25 08:10:28 · answer #6 · answered by seebster 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL LMAO ROFL literally nice one
2006-10-25 08:10:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha thats a good confession!
2006-10-25 08:11:23 · answer #8 · answered by `red 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lolosity...tht's rich, tht's really rich...eww i hate celery...
but tht had to be one of the funnier jokes i've heard.
can i forward it all my friends?
2006-10-25 08:09:19 · answer #9 · answered by grl with issues 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No - it is very funny
2006-10-25 08:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by John H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋