10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but ....
2006-10-25 00:58:47 · 13 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2006-10-25 00:59:15 · update #1
congratulations to the woman..
2006-10-25 01:04:41 · answer #1 · answered by `red 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL...Lawyer jokes take soooo long...but like in life, someone always gets screwed in the end...not so funny lol
2006-10-25 02:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crackin'
2006-10-25 01:04:58 · answer #3 · answered by thegilzo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
whhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed my self out of my chair.
2006-10-25 01:48:19 · answer #4 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it! i im sure its funny! lol! lawyers r funny!
2006-10-25 01:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-25 01:55:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-25 01:29:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wa wa wa
2006-10-25 01:20:38 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good
2006-10-25 01:36:03 · answer #9 · answered by Liane H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is so true, lol.
2006-10-25 01:03:45 · answer #10 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋