When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This
stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven
knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and
the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and
a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the
elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his
frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into
hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get
the
broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where
would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
2006-10-25 00:47:25 · 16 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So that's how it got there!Nice one.
Ah Christmas--The holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of much interest as the present!
2006-10-25 00:56:54 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I always wondered why the angel on the top of the tree. Thanks for the information I need not wonder any more. LOL
2006-10-25 00:56:00 · answer #2 · answered by Avril L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny
u should probably waited the 2 months till christmas though
it would have been funnier then
2006-10-25 00:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How would you like a poke in the eye for mentioning the "C" word?
2006-10-25 00:55:02 · answer #4 · answered by Stubby Dayglo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhhhhhhhhh,i will remember your joke everytime I look at my angel on the tree,I will probably look like an idiot laughing to myself
2006-10-25 00:54:11 · answer #5 · answered by cheyenne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha poor little angel
2006-10-25 00:51:52 · answer #6 · answered by `red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke i emailed it to my sister! HaaaHaaaaaaa
2006-10-25 02:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by anonymous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet he sh*gged the angel first
2006-10-25 01:22:57 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lool..I LMAO!! nice one...8/10
2006-10-25 00:55:46 · answer #9 · answered by A J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, so thats how it happened!
2006-10-25 00:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋