What's the funniest insult you could say to someone?( In a joking and kidding around way; not to really be mean!...so lighten up...anyone who takes this seriously!)
Mine is, "If you were any dumber, I'd have to water you!"
2006-10-25 00:22:39 · 9 answers · asked by JoJoCieCie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dublin Boy...haha,,,now you got it! Dont be shy! Bring the insults on! ;~)
2006-10-25 01:52:40 · update #1
"Shouldn't you be ringing bells in a belfry somewhere ?"
"Jesus loves you -- everyone else thinks you're an a**hole !"
"Yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking !"
"If what I say makes sense, we both have a problem !"
"If you're on medication, you need to DOUBLE IT !"
"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege !"
"Careful, or you'll end up in my novel !"
"Stop doing that with your face !"
"So life has a hill . . . . get over it !"
"I love your smile .... but teeth would help !"
"Please don't cry -- your clown makeup will run !"
"Mess with me & you mess with the whole trailer park !"
2006-10-25 01:04:02 · answer #1 · answered by Maewest 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I created this line, back in my 6th or 7th grade schoolyear, approximately.
Almost every day, in elementary school, someone would call me an insulting name. When someone called me a name, I would calmly say back to that person "QUIT BRAGGING ON YOURSELF!"
I made their attempted insult bounce back almost like mail, "return to sender". After creating that line, name-calling stopped in school.
Math_Maestro.
2006-10-25 08:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by Math_Maestro 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You look like you fell out of an UGLY tree and hit every branch on the way down.
2006-10-25 07:30:03 · answer #3 · answered by TJ's Dad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You look like you were in an ugly stick fight
and everybody had a stick but you.
2006-10-25 07:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your question scores no.1 of the most stupid questions ever posted anywhere in the universe.
2006-10-25 08:39:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
only 4 million? shame.
2006-10-25 07:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by zorro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe, out of four million sperm, you were the fastest.
2006-10-25 07:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by people are scum 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is for someone short: are u on ur knees?? GET UP!!
2006-10-25 07:34:16 · answer #8 · answered by Klaudia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa thats good.. haha you had 4million?
2006-10-25 07:30:43 · answer #9 · answered by `red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋