In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. "Sir," she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons
He had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies' restroom was more than a restroom, it was tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under
Your pillow."
2006-10-25 00:17:37 · 11 answers · asked by lost_rabbit 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
give us more of this lol
2006-10-25 00:37:21 · answer #1 · answered by f375 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think the penis fairy will come to collect it or are George Michael and Elton John busy???
2006-10-25 08:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw this quite sometime ago.. but good job anyways. keep them coming
2006-10-25 07:46:49 · answer #3 · answered by clairvoyant 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was my mom's fav joke back in the 70's. lol
2006-10-25 07:21:16 · answer #4 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit long winded really
2006-10-25 07:33:39 · answer #5 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2006-10-25 07:35:13 · answer #6 · answered by nycgrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, i love that one. lmaorotf
2006-10-25 07:21:48 · answer #7 · answered by aholmes12003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, nice one!
2006-10-25 07:21:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was brill
2006-10-25 10:04:11 · answer #9 · answered by hotvix1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-25 08:41:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋