I have half a joke in my head, help me fill in the missing bits please.
Ok, it was something about a man who fell off a cliff and was hanging from a branch and he shouted up to God to help him... It's not one of those "Why didn't you help me?/What do you mean? I sent you a helicopter etc..." jokes, but I can't remember the rest!
As usual, full marks to the one who solves this for me...
2006-10-24 19:16:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG I even put it's NOT one of those "Why didn't you help me?/What do you mean? I sent you a helicopter etc..."
So no, AZ Rocker is not only wrong, he in fact suggested the one joke I said it wasn't. Sorry AZ.
2006-10-24 19:30:21 · update #1
Aha! 'The Gunners' got it!
I knew it was something like that and quite short.
Yay!
2006-10-25 00:59:58 · update #2
Is it this one definitiv.?
A man was out walking when he fell over the edge of a cliff. As he hurtled towards the ground,he just managed to hang on to a protruding tree branch.Staring down at a 200-foot drop to almost certain death,he cried out:"Help me please! Is anybody up there?"
A deep voice came back:"Yes my son,I am up here."
"Who is it?" called the man.
"It is The Lord."
"Can you help me?"
"Certainly,my son.Just let go of the branch and I will catch you."
The man thought for a moment,then shouted:"Is anybody else up there?"
2006-10-24 23:27:51 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes AZ Rocker is absolutley right:)
2006-10-24 19:24:07 · answer #2 · answered by Swtnis 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Isn't that Az Rocker's joke??
I absolutely have no idea....
2006-10-24 19:25:41 · answer #3 · answered by kim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard it as a city was flooding and the police were evacuating...
the police said, "sir, you need to leave" but the man said "God will save me"
the water kept rising
someone drove by in a lifted pickup and offered to give him a ride, but the man said "God will save me"
the water kept rising and the man climbed on his roof to keep dry. someone came by on a boat, but the man said "God will save me"
the water kept rising to the point that the man could barely keep out of the water on the very top of his roof. a helicopter came and lowered a rope for him, but the man said "God will save me"
so he drowned.
when he got to heaven he demanded to know why God didn't save him.
"I sent you cops, a truck, a boat and a helicopter! what more do you want from me?"
2006-10-24 19:21:35 · answer #4 · answered by az rocker 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
sorry, but i have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. congrads to the person who will get the 10 points.
2006-10-24 19:18:41 · answer #5 · answered by LAVELLE! :] 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
havent got the foggiest
sounds like it might not be funny anyway
2006-10-24 22:10:29 · answer #6 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny ,and yes i will give u a star
2016-03-28 06:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is the punchline something to do with him waving?
2006-10-24 22:41:55 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
look in the other half of yr head
2006-10-24 19:23:54 · answer #9 · answered by wayne 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋