2006-10-23 13:28:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Will I need Kool-Aid for my expedition?
2006-10-25 05:19:10 · update #1
If you dont mind eternal punishment? You have to be a charasmatic leader to mislead people with a substitute truth that sounds true.
But if you want the actual truth, go to Jesus!
2006-10-23 13:37:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Simply; create a planet where life is on a self-sustaining system. Provide a planetary system to support the Earth with sun light without frying it. Devise a plan where you can take your human creation and transform them into "holy" people [beings]; then, BE a perfect, loving, merciful, kind, patient, sin-less being, who could live up to the title "HOLY" ... and then, we will talk about it !!!
2006-10-23 20:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by guraqt2me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find that if you can destroy humans with fire and brimstone, plague, famine or flood, then you are worthy. I tried it last week with fire and brimstone. I had the matches, but I couldn't find any brimstone dammit. Maybe you can beat me to God Status if you know where some is.
It also helps if you can have somebody write a big book for you to.
2006-10-23 20:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by Random 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Start a religion like Jehovah's witnesses!
2006-10-23 20:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Become a rock star.
2006-10-23 20:36:10 · answer #5 · answered by cecikuna 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no one should worship anyone but the lord our God if any questins why e -mail me at getglobalnow@yahoo.com
2006-10-23 20:34:44 · answer #6 · answered by Jill B 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
give them alot of money. They'll be more then glad to worship you!
2006-10-23 20:30:53 · answer #7 · answered by ♠Elizabetta♠ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
create the universe.
2006-10-23 20:32:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
chain them in your basement, keep them cold and hungry until their spirit breaks, then the will day anything
2006-10-23 20:31:16 · answer #9 · answered by John 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
offer them eternal life
2006-10-23 20:31:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋