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My mother-in-law is a vegan and I think she likes the smell of her own flatulence. The other day I caught her sitting in the car in the garage with the windows rolled up. I walked up to the car and opened the door and caught a whiff of her aftermath and it smelled something fierce. I think she sits in the car to be surrounded by the aroma. Do vegans think inhaling flatulence is healthy? Why would she do something like that?

2006-10-21 00:17:32 · 16 answers · asked by foxhunter_guy 1 in Food & Drink Vegetarian & Vegan

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Hahaha, aren't you funny... Wow, maybe you should go into stand up professionally, leave it to a meat eater to come up with such non sense!!

2006-10-21 15:17:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

maybey you made your mother in law go mad
i would if i had to be around such an opionated nonunderstanding ******* ***** ******* like you

have you heard of peace and queit give her some and she wont sit in the car becuase how bad does your garage smell? maybey this was better

i agree with micheal H buzz off

2006-10-21 15:56:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

It is because the Vegan diet is low in vitamin B12, by inhaling the gasses produced by the bacteria in her gut she ensures herself of a balanced diet

2006-10-21 07:34:51 · answer #3 · answered by angle_of_deat_69 5 · 1 1

Are you sure the odour is being emitted from behind and not the front.
If they are bottom burps, then its probably a result of a high fibre diet.

2006-10-21 07:28:30 · answer #4 · answered by Useless 5 · 2 0

Why do u think she likes to smell her farts because she is a vegan? I don't get the connection. Silly...

2006-10-22 12:07:03 · answer #5 · answered by Christy H 3 · 2 0

How are you not bored yet? I just don't have the energy to abuse you anymore. For the love of God, it's Monday morning!

2006-10-23 05:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by - 5 · 1 0

Youre lucky , mines a witch

2006-10-21 07:25:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

she was probably trying to get some peace and quiet. Or maybe she was trying to commit suicide without poluting the atmosphere.

2006-10-21 07:28:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

May be she would rather sit in her own aroma than have you giving her grief.

2006-10-21 07:24:30 · answer #9 · answered by Well, said Alberto 6 · 5 0

It's better than sniffing glue like you. I bet your rancid meat farts aren't so special either.

2006-10-21 08:46:54 · answer #10 · answered by . 4 · 4 1

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