I'm going to a bachelorette party and need a food idea?

Question

It is a perverted potluck, any good suggestions on taking everyday food and giving it a perverted name.

Answer 1

You can get some Hormel Little Sausages put them in a Crock Pot with some BBQ sauce and a can of Beer and heat them. The Crock Pot keep them warm too. You can call them Drunk *****! ;-)
Heck, you can tell all the girls; "Get you one of these hot *****"!

Answer 2

Just do a couple themed things and then do the typical finger foods and dips, like chips and salsa, bruschetta, spinach dip, taco dip, etc. You can make a pasta salad with penis shaped pasta, (Google it, you'll find a bunch of sites) just make sure to mix in some regular small pasta with it, the specialty stuff is expensive. You can also do the little smokies, like someone suggested. Just heat them in a crockpot with barbeque sauce. You can get mini meatballs and cook them the same way. Or here is the jelly recipe everyone is mentioning (1 (12 oz.) bottle chili sauce 1 (16 oz.) jar grape jelly. A nice variety will be fine, you don't have to go crazy with penis stuff.

Answer 3

Better Than Sex Salad

Tub of Cool Whip
1 box of Jello (you pick the flavor)
1 can of crushed pineapple -drained
1 can of mandarin oranges - drained
2 cups of mini marshmallows



Warm Sticky Weinies

1 pkg of beef cocktail weiners
1 small bottle Russian Dressing
1 jar of apricot preserves
1 pkg Lipton Onion Soup Mix

Mix this all up and bake in the oven at 350 degrees for 20-30 minutes. These are soooooooo Good. Bright red and sticky. Yum

Answer 4

From my special collection of Indonesian recipes:

Cotterall Adam's Indonesian Fish Curry

Overall timing is 40 minutes and can't be frozen

Ingredients (Serves 4):

1 1/2 lb. cod fillets
salt, pepper
1 onion
2 tbsp. white flour
1 large cooking apple
1 tbsp. lemon juice
2 oz. butter
2 tbsp. oil
2 tbsp. mild or medium curry powder
1 pint stock (560 ml.)
2 tbsp. yellow sultana raisins without sulfur coating
2 oz. split almonds
2 tbsp. cornstarch

Cut fish into chunks and sprinkle with salt. Coat with flour. Peel and slice onion. Peel, core and slice apple and sprinkle with lemon. Heat butter and oil in a Dutch oven or saucepan. Add curry, onion and fry 5 minutes. Add fish and cook a few minutes on each side. Add apple and cook a little longer.

Pour stock into casserol and add raisins. Blend cornstarch with cold water and then hot stock. Add carefully and bring to a slow boil. Simmer up to ten minutes. Add almonds and cook two more minutes. Taste and season to liking. Serve with Cotterall Adam's favourite: hot steamy 'congee-style' rice with homemade apple or mango chutney. Don't forget to drizzle a little melted butter over the rice.

I recommend Raj beer along with Kokanee. Cider is nice as well, maybe a nice BC Grower's Green Apple or Macintosh.

Answer 5

Bananas

Answer 6

"Pigs in a blanket" or???
Wrap cresent rolls around a wiener or cheese wiener and bake in the oven for suggested roll baking time.
Also "benie wienies" small wieners in beans.

Answer 7

There's a "naughty store" where I live that sells macaroni shaped like penises.
Tuna/dick salad would be fun!

Answer 8

Meatballs, pen-s shaped sandwiches

Answer 9

pigs in a blanket changes to sword in the cover!
two mini beef balls- yummy balls

Answer 10

a cake and a stripper,crackers and cheese,