John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.
"How do you know this, Sister?"
"My Mother Superior told me so."
"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"
"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"
"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"
"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"
"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know."
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.
"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"
"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"
2006-10-02 20:23:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
haha!
2006-10-02 20:26:03 · answer #1 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well,no I have no seen a nun in bar ..BUT I have witnessed several nuns exit a train from the rome to germany route ,and run outside at the sight of snow...they had never seen before and make snowballs and throw them at one another..that was a really good site to see...these women were applauded by the ppl still inside the train..they brought smiles to everyone's faces.A memory of my trip to europe when I was on a school trip from Canada...awesome....
2006-10-03 08:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I lived at the motherhouse of an order of Catholic sisters for a year. They didn't go to bars but they had beer with dinner once a week. They always had to stop a few of the sisters from hiding extra bottles under their habits. One sister would always volunteer to clear the tables so she could finish off the last sip of each bottle. She was 92.
2006-10-02 20:29:52 · answer #3 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke.
Nuns drink alcohol during the communion.
2006-10-03 07:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, in the movie Sister Act with Whoopie Goldberg, ah,duh
2006-10-02 20:39:34 · answer #5 · answered by BIG BEN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I have seen a nun in a bar but it was Halloween!
2006-10-03 06:04:50 · answer #6 · answered by kna0831 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! Clever.
2006-10-02 20:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by Serious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in fancy dress yes
2006-10-02 23:50:09 · answer #8 · answered by martin r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao nice joke
2006-10-03 00:36:33 · answer #9 · answered by dark^wishy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUDE...GET A LIFE..THIS WAS POSTED HERE ON YAHOO ANSWERS TWO WEEKS AGO...ARE YOU THAT DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION
2006-10-02 23:52:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha coooooooooooooooll
2006-10-02 20:49:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋