How come my pop-tarts wont talk back to me even though i sing to them and tuck them in at night?

Question

They really hurt my feelings, because my toaster streudles always talk to me.

Answer 1

dude what r u on??

Answer 2

Ah, yes the myth old problem of the "non-talking po-tarts."

Well, you're probably singing the wrong songs to them. Pop-tarts, unlike toaster streudles, like heavy metal music. I recommend Static-X or Panthera.

And when you tuck them in, make sure you read them a bed time story. This is very important.

Eventually your pop-tarts will start appreciating you and will start talking.

Answer 3

You have it all wrong. If you want them to talk to you, you have to put them in a nice toasty... toaster. Press the lever down, wait a few seconds and they should be ready for a chat. If they're still feeling a little shy, don't hesitate to take a bite from its soft, warm flesh. The flesh is really sweet, and you will no doubt enjoy it, but don't worry because you aren't hurting your little toasty friend. If that hot little bastard still isn't talking, keep feeding off its warm flesh. If you keep eating your little Pop-Tart friend and he isn't talking, and you just happen to finish him, well then it's his fault for being a shy little bastard.

Or, like normal people, you just wouldn't want to talk to a damn Pop-Tart. Are you retarded or something?

Answer 4

Really? Hmm I don't know I sure don't have that problem but I don't like toaster streudles so they don't talk to me. That's your problem the pop tarts want you all to themselves. Dude give up the streudle.

Answer 5

You aren't singing the right kind of music. My pop tarts love the beatles and big band stuff. Try that, it should work.

Answer 6

well, I heard they went on Jerry Springer,and they said that you was having an affair with those evil Toaster Strudles... they's jealous,that 's what!! And there was that big to-do, on Jerry,too. One was sleeping with their cousin,the granola bar,and they had made a baby!!! And then,if that wasn't bad enough,the Hot pocket got everbunny all hot and bothered,and the uncrustable, "strawberry,of course, she is just a saucy b*tch anyways,I niver did like her!" and SHE had the audacity,of all things to tell ME that i was taking away her pop-tart!!! I tell yewwww, this ol' crap better stop!!! They's jealous,that's whut!!!.Ask fo' yo'self!! IT was all on Jerry Springer,I tell yewwww!

Answer 7

It depends what pop tarts are u friends with. If you like strawberry but u cheat on 'em with chocolate ones, then of no wonder u r not getting any responses. Think hard again before making it public!

Answer 8

i never can understand my toaster struedles, always yapping to me in German. oh and dont be offended with the pop tarts, you know those jelly filled little sluts, always sending mixed messages. they appear to be square yet they're tarts when you get down to it. hate the little teases.

Answer 9

WOW!
Did you say pop-tarts?
Umm I dont think they are good talkers like toaster stredules are...I mean toaster strudels are crazy good comunicators!...but pop-tarts...they are so talkative...im sorry they hurt your feelings...hope you feel better!
~Lovebug~

Answer 10

LOL. I once had the same problem with waffles and pancakes (the waffles seemed kinda stuck up). So I just left 'em alone. I think they got lonely because now we get along great! Try giving them some space.

Answer 11

They have orders from the evil Lord Xenu to remain completely silent until the transmission is sent. On that day, humans will rue the day they were born. Hail Lord Xenu!