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I did that when I was younger....then one night I was walking home and I could here tap...tap..tap and I saw this bloke working with a hammer and chisel on a grave stone. I was relieved to say the least as I wasn't sure what the noise was.
" Feck me I am happy to see you, mate" I said " I was wondering what the noise was at this time of night" He turned and said to me " No worries mate. They just spelt my name wrong, that's all"
I never walked that way again.

2006-09-28 23:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Of course not. Your following a fine tradition done by generations of your for fathers. Too bleedin lazy to make it home you twisted pasta shell.

2006-09-29 06:34:07 · answer #2 · answered by bootycreord 3 · 0 0

Crypts are even better, they've got shelves - similar to bunk beds - for you to lie on and the other occupants don't snore so that's an added bonus. I slept like a corpse.

2006-09-29 06:25:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If you are so far off your face that you cannot make it home; then your mind is trying to warn you about something in its choice of habitation for your night time sleep over!

2006-09-29 06:54:42 · answer #4 · answered by Christine H 7 · 1 0

you should dig some graveyards up to find some money or jewelry to use to get a taxi home!!! just dont tell anyone cause i think its illegal

2006-10-02 16:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Of course it's wrong. Graveyards are sacred.

2006-09-29 21:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by Aine14 3 · 0 1

not at all in fact it is very thoughtful of you, if you were lay there and choked on your own vomit or got mugged and murdered ,your family just dig a hole and roll you in it.this would save them a small fortune on church ,undertakers and all the other arrangments.

2006-09-29 13:36:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

At least when you die you've had some experience... Maybe you'd be able to pick out your favourite before you die so you can rest in peace when you're dead!

2006-09-29 06:33:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anna-Lisa 3 · 0 1

Just make sure you wake up before they start filling the hole in.
RoyS

2006-09-30 02:16:20 · answer #9 · answered by Roy S 5 · 0 0

Depends how many spirits you had in the pub!

2006-09-29 06:17:24 · answer #10 · answered by angel 3 · 0 0

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