give a best shot to get ten points
2006-09-28 22:50:10 · 5 answers · asked by Arial 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were shouting, crying, running and praying to God - just then a passenger had the following conversation with the captain.
Passenger: How far is land, from here?
Captain: Two miles...
Passenger: Only two miles, then why these fools are making noise. I have the experience of swimming even more.
Captain: .....????
Passenger: Just tell me in which direction, land is two miles from here?
Captain: Downward...
2006-09-28 22:54:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Mysterious 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.
But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"
The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."
He soon falls asleep.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."
2006-09-28 23:15:51 · answer #2 · answered by Alpha -Y 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What is the height of Stupidity?
Two blondes sitting on a motorcycle fighting for a window seat!
What is the height of honesty?
A pregnant woman, travelling by bus asking for a 1 and a half ticket!
Blonde Joke
A blonde was going to the airport. She went back home when she saw a sign which read ,"AIRPORT LEFT"!!!!
2006-09-28 22:59:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little girl asks her dad 'daddy, where does poo come from?'. Her dad thinks for a minute, and replies 'well, when you eat, all of the chewed up food goes through your tummy and your body sorts out all the good stuff and all the bad stuff. The good stuff stays inside and keeps you healthy, and the bad stuff is what ends up as poo.' The little girl thinks about this for a moment, and then asks 'so where does Tigger come from, then?'.
2006-09-28 23:03:28 · answer #4 · answered by Tish P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock knock..........um.....this is where you say 'who's there?'................well, this isn't gonna work..........fine, be like that, I don't care.
2006-09-28 23:01:51 · answer #5 · answered by Jimmy H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋