1. If Fed Ex & UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil comes from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called a building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
2006-09-28 22:46:09 · 11 answers · asked by JayHawk 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SOME OF THOSE ARE REALLY GOOD QUESTIONS, YOU KNOW PEOPLE NEVER THINK ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING. I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHY I WAS THE ONLY ONE ASKING THOSE QUESTIONS. I GUESS THE SAYING IS TRUE." TWO GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE." HAVE A GREAT DAY!!
2006-09-28 22:52:47 · answer #1 · answered by Stephanie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if Fed Ex & UPS , were to merge , maybe there call it Fed Ex Frd up with Ups , lol
2006-09-30 11:55:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mangoes,check em out mateey its almost the season.
2006-09-29 05:48:23 · answer #3 · answered by GOOCH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which one do you want me to Answer were your Questions are already answered?
2006-09-29 05:51:17 · answer #4 · answered by i_lyn_tek_i 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was wondering why in england they park on driveways and drive on parkways :S confusing lol
2006-09-29 05:58:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ones
2006-09-29 05:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee-Hee: Ha-Ha: Ha-Ha: Hee-Hee:
2006-10-02 14:25:59 · answer #7 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good Ones. LOL.
2006-09-29 21:36:16 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic.
2006-09-29 05:47:50 · answer #9 · answered by uknownotlove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny! really cool (^_^)
2006-09-29 08:29:14 · answer #10 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋