were standing in a rape line up. The Victim walks in and paddy steps forward and says " there she is the miserable b**ch!"
........ Please dont hate me its just a joke. Can sum people tell sum more im bord!!!!!!!
2006-09-28 22:16:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Should be ashamed....terrible!
2006-09-28 22:19:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paddy walks into a pub and tells the barman to give everyone in the pub a drink.
When the drinks are finished he tells the barman to give them all another two drinks each.
When they are finished the barman tells Paddy he owes him £326.86. Paddy replies, " I don't have any money " so the barman gives Paddy a" right going over" and throws him out.
Three days later Paddy returns and says to the barman, give everyone in the bar a drink, but not you, you get right aggressive when you've had a few.
2006-10-01 06:46:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Irish man gets three wishes from the Lucky Lepercaun, first he asks for a pint of guiness as he is thirsty. poff a pint of guiness appreas in his hand. he drinks it down when he gets to the bottom of the glass it refills. the irish man is amazed and the lucky lepercaun explains it is a pint of everylasting guiness when ever it gets to the bottom it refills. well the irish man is delighted, and the lucky lepercaun asks what he wants for last two wishes.
And the Irish man asks for another two pints of guiness!
2006-09-29 05:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A corker cuz. Got my vote for humour.
2006-09-29 05:21:01 · answer #4 · answered by kosum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
paddy english-man was always the stupid one
2006-09-29 05:20:16 · answer #5 · answered by angel 36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to gotjokes.net
fab site, loads of jokes
2006-09-29 05:19:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-29 05:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it......
what is paddy??
2006-09-29 08:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!
2006-09-29 07:36:53 · answer #9 · answered by ezvz300780 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
na...na...na....watch bring it on!
2006-09-30 23:49:19 · answer #10 · answered by un4getable 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋