the other day my daughter was making a funny noise in her mouth , i asked her what she was up to she took a big gulp and said "swishing the milk around my teeth cause you said it was good for them, so can i have pop now" thats me told
2006-09-28 22:08:15 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
On my little nephew's first day of school he fussed about how handsome he looked in his uniform and that he had to be a good boy to his teacher and so on. We just made a BIG fuss about him.
When his mom collected him from school he was looking rather glum and so she asked him why he was so upset. He said that all the other kids in school were wearing the same clothes as he was ans he didn't want to go back there. :-)
2006-09-28 22:15:11 · answer #1 · answered by beeabouttown 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There were some guests at the residence of an army officer and there were eatables on the table. A little kid came and took the hole dish sat on the sofa and started having that and the army officer said,
"Son, if you are going to eat the whole dish what the guests are going to eat"?
The boy replied, "My ****"!
Its a 100% true and real incident happend recently.
2006-09-28 22:45:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My Son came out with a pearler a few weeks ago, he had fallen and got a small graze on his arm which I cleaned up and he was sat on his Grandmother's sofa when he saw his Auntie coming in the door, he was perfectly fine at this point but started spewing out the amateur dramatics... The very words that spilled from his lips? "OH THE PAIN!" (no tears or anything mind you, just the dramatics) I creased up laughing at him...
2006-09-29 01:58:24 · answer #3 · answered by Not called Katie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 6year old Godson was asking who was the first person to ever die, was it Jesus? I said no and that thought perhaps it was Cain or Abel. He asked what happened and I explained they were brothers and one killed the other. He asked why so I said maybe one was jealous of the other.
He then asked 'what's jealous?' so I explained that when you sometimes got angry or annoyed if someone had better trainers than you (for instance) and that you wanted them, that was kind of like being jealous. Anyway, after thinking this over he said in all seriousness, 'So Cain killed Abel 'coz he had better trainers??'
I just laughed and said yes! It was easier!
2006-09-28 22:42:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing I ever heard a young kiddy say to her Mother was "Mummy, I'm so happy I could shite!" (only she didn't have the 'e' on the end of it, and even worse - they were an AWFULLY posh family, so it makes you wonder where she got it from - she was only about 4!
2006-09-28 22:28:30 · answer #5 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was little and still in her pushchair, we were walking down the street one day right behind this man and a fairly large dog. The dog had the biggest, dangliest testicles I've ever seen. My daughter piped up, "Mummy, that doggy's got poo coming out of his bum!"
My daughter's so funny, I usually get a good chuckle at least once a day :-)
2006-09-28 22:14:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
My little boy comes out with the funniest things all the time. One day we were out in the car and we drove past a field with cows in it,i asked Harrison " how many cows can you see?" he replied "all of them"!
Another time i was cleaning his ears out and told him his ears were full of wax,a while later he was fingering his ear so i asked him if i had hurt him and he said no i'm just getting a wak for you.
2006-09-28 22:32:38 · answer #7 · answered by Elaina k 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my son was 3 or 4 he came charging into the bathroom to use the potty. I had just gotten out of the shower and was drying off. His eyes got huge and he said, "Mommy! Your pee-pee fell off!" "It did? Oh no! Now what?" He looked at me very innocently and said "It's OK Mom, we can go to the store and get you a new one. I saw them there!"...I never did figure out what it was he had seen!
2006-09-29 00:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day when i was driving my sons back from their dads, my youngest then 11 asked me what an orgasm was....my partner just looked at me and said "your shout missus" then my middle son then 13 piped up and said...."an orgasm is something you take to bed with you, you dork" well i just laughed my head off all the way home...made the journey much more pleasurable...he's 18 now...and i think he may know by now what one is...i dont think i will ask him though he may die of embarrassment...kids eh.....they say the funniest things
2006-09-28 23:18:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago, my daughter (4-5 yrs old) erred and I told her that she was going to get a spanking.
Then she calmly said "You can't spank me."
And when I asked 'Why not?"
She replied "Because you don't have enough evidence."
Well, I laughed so hard I just couldn't go through with it.
2006-09-29 04:38:07 · answer #10 · answered by Larry F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋